i want to burn cities because of the comments on the “all about that bass” video

I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again.
Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

garrusvakariansthunderthighs:

My friend asked me to explain Cuil Theory for her. So I wrote her an essay. Here is my interpretation of Cuil Theory.

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ivylions:

One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.

Example: You ask me for a Hamburger.

1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don’t really exist. Where I was originally standing, a…

1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don’t really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.

3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

It goes on. Fuck man

I’m just really into the cuil theory holy fuck

denchgang:

when i die…put a tity in my hand…let them know how i lived

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